How do you deal with...

[Bungle]

Drug them, take them off to a farm and have a horse mout them, take plenty of photos and assuming they have survived the 40 inch horse cock tell them you'll put the photos into circulation unless they resign. If you cant gain access to a horse im happy to help.

 

[Jermaine]

Drug them, take them off to a farm and have a horse mout them, take plenty of photos and assuming they have survived the 40 inch horse cock tell them you'll put the photos into circulation unless they resign. If you cant gain access to a horse im happy to help.

If you're having trouble with the 40" cock I can almost help.

 

[Bungle]

If you're having trouble with the 40" cock I can almost help.

Is that cos you're a massive weapon mate?

 

[chicoazul]

If you're having trouble with the 40" cock I can almost help.

Have you let up on Goat's mar yet J-train?

 

[Jermaine]

Getting called a weapon by a simple f***ing teddy bear off rainbow. Priceless.



Had to give up on Goats mar. Even I was barely touching the sides.

 

[Blooy]

I have answered your post in your quote.

Are they conspiring against you because of something you have done?

Yes.

It might be because you're not pulling your weight at work, or they think you're taking liberties with breaks or late, liquid lunches.

No. It's because the boss gave me a special project to do.

Take a look at yourself and make sure there is nothing you would change, before you take it up with the management (or wear their cats as shoes).

I think taking it to the boss will cause more trouble

This might all stem from you feeling bored at work or frustrated. You might want to inject passion and life back into your work - even something as small as a new tie or 'crazy' socks can spark something deep inside - just make sure not to quit.

As Camus said "Without work, all life goes rotten. But when work is soulless, life stifles and dies."

 

[Bungle]

Getting called a weapon by a simple f***ing teddy bear off rainbow. Priceless.



Had to give up on Goats mar. Even I was barely touching the sides.

Oh Jermaine, how I do love our little exchanges. Your place or mine?

 

[Jermaine]

Yours of course

 

[Whitebootman]

Take a half day off sick and make sure that when your coworkers come home you are balls deep into their living companion (wife, daughter, father, family pet, whatever) and that you're facing the door.

Then just maintain eye contact until they bow their head in shame and recognise you as the superior specimen.

This is fine, but don't forget to wipe off excess fluids on his tie before you leave.

 

[toffeemax]

Go see a psychologist, you're paranoid.

 

[somuchfun]

Get drunk at a company party and bring this up. I'm sure it'll sort itself out.

 

[degsy]

I can sort it for 200 quid mate.

i can hire a gangster for 100 and keep the change

Baseball bats cost 200 quid???

 

[degsy]

Have experience with problem

Tell tales, **** stirrers, selective reporting, economical with the truth.

Not a lot you can do ( none violent, nods to Kurt ) without sinking to their level

* quietly pondering, on the odd occasion, the key and car paint option, tempted, sorely tempted.