How can Everton top yesterday?

[Bob Latchford]

Hearing we’ve been taken over by the NHS….

 

[canuckblue]

Reincarnating E.J. Smith as our next manager. We're sure to go down then.

 

[irishtony1878]

Someone legs on the pitch at the next home game and we get docked 6 points.
relegated before easter.
Trouble is, you can see this happening, someone with a skinful of ale and raging as we go 2-0 down to Villa at home

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Hearing we’ve been taken over by the NHS….

The whole country booing on a Thursday night in that case

 

[everton1953]

Somebody told me not to criticise this thread as it is intended to be humorous. So I won't say what a load of shoi..te it is.

 

[slipstream86]