How are you personally responsible for our season?

[Mikowai]

Since Martinez insists we are consistently phenomenal and everything is going to plan, I can only conclude that there must be other reasons for the season we've had. Perhaps I must shoulder part of the blame. So I was wondering what I might have done differently this season to cause us to plummet and I realised... I finally bought the official garden gnome last summer and ever since it has graced by ickle patio we've sucked. I keep meaning to remove him to see, but the smile screams "No". You?

 

[orly]

I've opened terrible threads like this and unleashed the badness on the world

 

[leelead]

It's purely down to the fact martinez has changed tactics from last season. We play 1 or sometimes no wingers this season.
Barry was great last year probably playing for a contract. No he's not added plus getting old anyway.
We've been unsettled at the back with injuries to be fair
Howard has forgot what he was once good at. Very poor

Not bothering to continue as everyone knows quite well who and what is wrong this season. It's very clear to see!

 

[ijjysmith]

Because I didn't have Z-Cars as my ringtone until about 3 weeks ago.

We've been over this and I apologised.

 

[orly]

It's purely down to the fact martinez has changed tactics from last season. We play 1 or sometimes no wingers this season.
Barry was great last year probably playing for a contract. No he's not added plus getting old anyway.
We've been unsettled at the back with injuries to be fair
Howard has forgot what he was once good at. Very poor

Not bothering to continue as everyone knows quite well who and what is wrong this season. It's very clear to see!

On topic please

The OP asked how YOU are responsible

 

[leelead]

On topic please

The OP asked how YOU are responsible

Am not

 

[summerisle]

I took the Lord's name in vain too many times this season and I think he's taken it out on us.

 

[ArtetaMagic]

I didnt watch the QPR game and we won so I'll not watch the rest of the season and hopefully right my wrongs!

 

[Boss_Blue]

B..../?-u*****???r,,,,.,.###n

T@%&#-h!!**)i-#-#-#s

T@#&+h!***rea+?+d

 

[Eggs]

...at the start of this season I declared Martinez had moved us forward (from Moyes) and we had a stronger squad than last season when we did so well. Funny old game.

 

[orly]

B..../?-u*****???r,,,,.,.###n

T@%&#-h!!**)i-#-#-#s

T@#&+h!***rea+?+d

If you put The Fraud's post-match interviews through the Orly Hyperbolic Toshfilter, this is what the transcript looks like

 

[Prevenger17]

I watched too many games. Think I've missed about 6 or 7 games and we won 4 of those.

 

[Boss_Blue]

I watched too many games. Think I've missed about 6 or 7 games and we won 4 of those.

So it's your fault?

BURN THE WITCH!

 

[Dubai Blue]

I started dating an arsenal supporter.

And I only got my cat an Everton collar a few weeks ago.

Shame on me...

 

[GwladysBlue]

I began to have hope for us, that is when it all went wrong.