Horse Beater FC

[ToffeeDan]

From The Guardian

https://www.theguardian.com/footbal...ted-yearn-saviour-mike-ashley-amanda-staveley

Benítez is wearing the look of a stressed Sports Direct store manager, trying to wring the best out of willing lads on zero-hour contracts.

(or perhaps a head waiter)...

Meantime here's one for @Sunderland afc

The lights are much brighter there
You can forget about Arsenal, forget about Spurs
You're going Down Toon, things'll be great when you're
Down Toon, no finer place for sure
Down Toon - Barnsley are waiting for you

 

[PhilM]

I'd still be disappointed if they were sent down to the ninth tier of the pyramid (Northern Football League) as it wouldn't be low enough for me.

 

[jaycee]

Imagine how futile your life must be when punching horses,waving your Timpson shoe,going topless and smashing up your own town,and living on greggs sausage rolls are the only pleasures in your life,jawdee nashun bellends

 

[Eggs]

..work took me there lots so I would often stay over and always enjoyed having a few pints in the city centre. I think they suffer from not having a rival team in the city.

 

[ClausThomsen]

I'd still be disappointed if they were sent down to the ninth tier of the pyramid (Northern Football League) as it wouldn't be low enough for me.

I'd prefer 8th tier. Prescot Cables would get a big gate and plenty of money for the league match.

 

[ToffeeDan]

Horses in Leeds, Sheffield, Barnsley and the like will be pleased with this result.

 

[verreauxi]

Only been there once and had a great time. I really like Benitez as a coach as well.

But yeah...then there's this:

 

[GwladysPhil]

I love the city and the people, just don’t speak about football.

 

[Sir Alan]

I love the city and the people, just don’t speak about football.

Great isn’t it but the F word bring up all sorts of delusion that can only be surpassed by the lobeavles across the park

 

[FC sexy xxx]

..work took me there lots so I would often stay over and always enjoyed having a few pints in the city centre. I think they suffer from not having a rival team in the city.

sunderland is only 7 miles away ffs eggs lad

 

[Eggs]

sunderland is only 7 miles away ffs eggs lad

..from what I can see, it might as well be 70 miles away.

 

[FC sexy xxx]

..from what I can see, it might as well be 70 miles away.

good point well made .

 

[PhilM]

It always amuses me when they (and they often do) proudly proclaim that they regularly sell out St James' Park and its fifty-two thousand seats.

To which I reply that I'd hope they did with only one club being within a region with nigh on 880,000 and no other significant clubs.

 

[ToffeeDan]

I duvvent now whyyy they cannee sell NooCassel shurts with a zip mahn. Then it would be so much easier to expose mee belly.

 

[Brendan Janus]

sunderland is only 7 miles away ffs eggs lad

Are you sure ?