Honestly this just happened...Iv just pmsl.!!!

[Kurt.]

I remember we got a call one night to be told we had won an all inclusive 5 star holiday for some comp we never entered... mrs. kurt told the foreign gent that he could have the tickets himself as a present off our family to his ..... he was on the phone for ages telling us how we were too kind and he could not accept ... but he was offering us this fantastic opportunity... ha ha,, this cycle went on for a while with us offering him a free holiday.

 

[chicoazul]

Can someone get a number to call these japesters? We should phone up on behalf of GOT thanking them for their efforts at popcorn and inviting them to post on here.

 

[Elong]

I had a great laugh telling 1 I could see him via his webcam and could he ask the bird behind him out for me, I wasted about 5 mins of his day and probably ruined his bonus.

"can you describe her for me sir"

"yeah mate, the 1 with the black hair and nice ass"

he finished with " sir, if you mean the one wioth the long black hair then that is a man"

they record the calls so I'll bet they have an archive of class ones.

Have also filled one in on the cricket score from the IPL as he was stuck in work whilst I was watching itr at home, I said he could call back next time as long as Everton weren't on.

I've had these guys ring me too, saying their from Microsoft, telling me my computer is full of viruses and they want to help. Like ****, when they rang me I asked them how many grannies bank accounts they'd hacked this week. Started getting really angry with me, swearing etc, was ****ing hilarious. I popcorned the **** out of him, haven't had another ring for a while.

 

[peteblue]

I think you lot are really unfair, they're just doing their job you know....



Eddie

 

[Sharpys top lip]

Oh, I miss Eddie...

Please call me back..

Im sorry.!!!!

PLEASE x

 

[bluejock]

Wait a minute, not Eddie Jones the Indian Billionaire socialite?

He reckons he made all his money by surrendering his will to the random nature of the universe. He uses everything from dice to dartboards to guide his decisions. Just goes whatever way the wind blows him, why he probably dialed your number blindfolded using his Mickey as a dialing wand.

Read about him in the papers, he’s looking for sporting venture to invest in….

Hahahaha