Homer's best quips

[ToffeeDan]

Socrates is the comedian.. Homer is far too serious:

A multitude of rulers is not a good thing. Let there be one ruler, one king.

 

[Steve0]

"IF I wanted to see Chinese people I'd have gone to the zoo"

 

[neil999]

lisa - 'dad, sherlock holmes was a character..'

homer - 'he sure was!'

 

[LostLegend]

Marge: "And remember kids, don't take candy from strangers"

Homer: "But Marge, they're only human!"

 

[everton2004]

Take your pick lol