Hibbert&Ernie
Player Valuation: £10m
She will be wrecked off the local cheap nasty spirits, which they call "bomba", there will be some Greek who will say nice words to her and then offer to take her on his 250cc.
He will take her to somewhere in the hills under the moonlight, tell her that he loves her and have her sucking his pubes by dawn.
She'll think she's in love.
When he did it with you, did you notice at all if his pyabs tasted like Ouzo?