Hitler was a Meth Head

[scratchnsurf]

I can't see how being labelled as a drug addict is going to impact upon his reputation, given that he was responsible for instigating genocide.

 

[Dymak]

Hitler was a homosexual that used to pay young black men to crap on his chest.

 

[EFCNIK]

Lol at the thought of hitler getting off his tits in the gwladys cubicles then singing grand old team on the terraces in a scouse accent.

 

[gianthogweed]

 

[Arteta2391]

talk about leaving a legacy

 

[Boss_Blue]

 

[toffeestillidie]

Another reason why the association and equivalency between drugs like methamphetamines and barbituates, and drugs like LSD and Psylocybin is ridiculous.

Death toll for people on meth: 6 million+

Death toll for people on LSD: presumably much less than that.

 

[Kurt.]

...imagine, just imagine Alois and Adolf in the Street End.

Hey Adolf..... " you're not singeing anymore "

 

[deipnosophist]

I think we are all looking forward to the Villa game...we need the Villa game to kick off asap

 

[AdamEFC]

Hitler on his first experience with cocaine:

It all started on a night out with the boys in Liverpool. We decided to go to Garlands as we had heard that it is full of fit birds (or prinnys, which I later found is what they call themselves) go and Joseph loved a bit of
sausage so everyone would be happy there.

After a few drinks it got to that stage of the night were I was confident to enough to try and pull any bird in the place. I had heard so much about scouse birds and I wanted to try and pull one, so off I went. However it wasn't my night, as soon as I would go over and try and work my Austrian charm I would be swiftly met with "eeeee [Poor language removed] of ya little wool"

I was ready to give up, then out of the corner of my eye, I seen some lad in a Hugo boss polo. I was standing there in amazement, I knew Hugo from back home and I often had him make me a suit but I didn't realise his brand was known in other countries. Anyway, back to the lad in the Hugo Boss polo, he looked like a right bellend but he was surrounded birds. I decided to go over to him and try and find out what his secret was. After speaking to him for a few minutes he pulled out a bag of some white powder and said to me "aye lad, got some pyar flake here yanno, wanna stripe?" He then poured a line of this substance on his hand and told me to sniff it. Curiosity got the better of me so I did and it felt fantastic. I asked the man if he had any more of this wonderful stuff and he told me he told me he would sell me some and also let me know that it was called beak and that the birds loved it.

So off I went, with a bag of beak in my pocket. I went over to some girl who I had tried it on with before and in my scousest accent said "eeeyar love, wanna stripe" to my surprise she did and 10 minutes later she was giving me a chew in the toilets.

What a fantastic night that was and every time I go out in Liverpool now intake a bag of beak and go on the hunt for beak slags.

 

[Kurt.]

"and if....yer know....yer Himmler "

 

[Paulie]

There was an urban rumour his half brother Alois was a blue,and took young Adolf along to a game or two at the Old Lady when he came over to stay,maybe as believable as the Gadaffi rumour!

Yeah it was his brother and he lived in Toxteth. A story of Adolf visiting him too, he was a known Anglophile as well was Adolf.

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

Also Hitler only had one ball - the other was in the Albert Hall!

*taps nose

 

[Dario Terracotta]

Also Hitler only had one ball - the other was in the Albert Hall!

*taps nose

himmler had something similar,but poor old goebaals had no balls at all!

 

[Prevenger17]

I can't see how being labelled as a drug addict is going to impact upon his reputation, given that he was responsible for instigating genocide.

"Addie, genocide is one thing, but no son of mine is going to be some pothead hippie."