hibbo hits post????

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toffeechris

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hes getting close just watched highllights of todays game and seen hibbo hit the post with a cross come shot warming up for when he breaks his duck next week against the ****e!!!!!
 

It just HAS to happen, surely. Last-minute winner would be so sweet. The ensuing riot, witnessed worldwide would elevate Hibbo to "Legendary Status" . This would take our minds off Evertons banning from the competition and the shoite taking our place in the final
 
BBC TEXT said it best today

Oh my word - this would have broken the internet for good. TONY HIBBERT ALMOST SCORES! The full-back puts in a cross which strikes the bar and falls to Tim Cahill, who can only prod at John Ruddy with the goal gaping. Imagine that. Hibbert scoring..
 

...and gradually, over the years, the legend of Tony Hibbert will grow and people will spin yarns to their grandchildren about the no-nonsense right back, until eventually, the likeness of his face is found in a piece of toast (with cheese on obviously FFS), and the Church of Tobo will be recognised as a legitimate religion and then most people of the world will convert to Hibbertanity, and if they live good and noble lives, put in a good tackle now and then, and if their distribution is questionable at best, then ultimately, they will find redemption.
 
He will hit another part of the woodwork on Monday, and then there will be clear signs throughout the week of the coming goal - unannounced comets, blue paper raining down from the heavens, Stevie G being ruled out after eating a dodgy Phil Collins brand loaf.
 
He won't play :) Neville right back is a cert.

Please let this be true. I love him but he is appalling, he should've been a centre back, he has no mobility, slows are play down and provides no attacking threat whatsoever. How he's played 300 games is nothing short of a miracle and I can't believe that we've never prouduced anything better through our academy, never mind why we've never even tried to sign anyone else to replace him (bar Jacobsen)
 

or full-on monster wood

if hibbert scores in the semi i wouldnt want to be a midwife nine months later



haha, yea would be quality, is it going to happen? probably not but we can always hope, last minute freak cross flies in top corner
 

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