Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian
The Unobstructed View
In days gone by we refused to believe a transfer rumour until a scarf was held aloft in the directors box with EVERTON on the upper bullens seats in the background.
But then it all changed and like white smoke at the Vatican to announce a new Pope we came up with the idea that changed the way we did things. After what seems to have been a period in exile, no doubt brought on by lets face it a hilarious but totally offensive nickname for 1 of our own (of which the connotations bear absolutely no semblance to the bloke in question) it can be confirmed that he's back!! looking all fresh in his new Blue Suit (Martinez given him a makeover perhaps ?)
Fellow Evertonians, rejoice for CONTRACT LID is back
But then it all changed and like white smoke at the Vatican to announce a new Pope we came up with the idea that changed the way we did things. After what seems to have been a period in exile, no doubt brought on by lets face it a hilarious but totally offensive nickname for 1 of our own (of which the connotations bear absolutely no semblance to the bloke in question) it can be confirmed that he's back!! looking all fresh in his new Blue Suit (Martinez given him a makeover perhaps ?)
Fellow Evertonians, rejoice for CONTRACT LID is back
