keverton
Player Valuation: £10m
Last night when me and Mrs Keverton was walking home from a night out, there was a bird walking about 20 yards in front of us drunk as and she fell over a couple of times. We asked where she lived as she was obviously walking home alone and she was 22 and quite attractive and it was 2 miles in the opposite direction of our house. However fearing for her safety and the unscrupulous filth which stalk our streets me and Mrs Keverton walked the young lady home to her door. Gotta say felt good knowing we did a good deed.