Help! My town is overrun with red ****es!

[BiggyRat]

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/f...ng-excited-about/story-fnibbvjo-1226684283265

Do you guys have a spray, or something, that can make them go away? All over town there's various forms of their kits & scarves cluttering the streets. It's a bloody eyesore!

 

[Jeff Jones]

Don't worry, they'll all disappear tomorrow.

It was the same when Ellen DeGeneres was in town, except the fans weren't wearing any colours.

 

[WA Toffee]

At least Perth govt refused to pay for them to come here
Can't you entice Kevin Muscat out of retirement for one last game, just to break Suarez's leg or something?

 

[cduff]

I am just referring to them as the 7th placed EPL team.

 

[degsy]

rs; you always get exactly what it says on the tin

 

[Groucho]

Try sawdust mate.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

I'd be searching out this Victory fan myself

 

[BiggyRat]

Yeah, she's about average here Reidy..problem is though, she snores...

 

[GwladysBlue]

Wear an Everton top.

 

[BiggyRat]

Guy I'm working with, Evertonian, is doing exactly that! But having been to the Everton match a few years back, I see no need to pay good money for the 7th best team in the PL!

 

[BiggyRat]

Suarez here but not even warming up...for anyone who gives a flying [Poor language removed]!

 

[Degs62]

They'll be gone tomorrow mate, the smell will go in a couple of days and everything will be back to normal.

Pisses me off that the Everton matches didn't create so much as a murmer and Man U and these ****e get prime time air play, KOFF TV networks bunch of bastards.

 

[BiggyRat]

Oh Christ! They've dug up Craig Johnston on a beach!

I'll get a pallet of Glen 20 Degs.

 

[Jeff Jones]

There's been a fair bit of coverage on the sports news and the thing that strikes me is how miserable Suarez looks and Gerrard can't raise a smile, either.

They were featured on a current affairs show a few minutes ago, but it was dominated by a report on the Man Utd 24 hours in Sydney last Saturday.

 

[Degs62]

Oh Christ! They've dug up Craig Johnston on a beach!

I'll get a pallet of Glen 20 Degs.

Change the channel mate.