Help an old Blue, pessimism set in

[chicoazul]

You have a gift there pal, send it in to Readers Digest.

 

[loosecranks]

It's days like today that make you realise just what a fine and noble thing it is to be an Evertonian; listening to that shower gloating about cheating their way to another three points; anyone with an ounce of dignity would be embarassed to have won that game the way they did today, but those glory-hunting no-marks see it as an achievement. Mind you, it's no surprise they celebrate their immoral victories in that way; they're made in their hero's own image - stand up Steven Gerrard, a man who'd throw himself over his own grandmother's arthritic big toe if he thought a referee was watching.

 

[chicoazul]

I'll be bluntly honest, I used to like Gerrard until I read his autobiography.

Then I realised what a self righteous rat he is.

 

[loosecranks]

I'll be bluntly honest, I used to like Gerrard until I read his autobiography.

Then I realised what a self righteous rat he is.

To be fair, chico, I'd be surprised if Gerrard had even read his own autobiography, never mind wrote it.

 

[chicoazul]

It was the bit about his heart pounding at the thought of leaving the [Poor language removed] after being only offered 70k a week.

That from a scouse lad and club captain.

Well in Stevie G la.

 

[SuitsBlue]

"the babys not yours" !

 

[Dom1878]

"stevie Gerrards firing blanks!"

 

[daz4matty]

To be fair, chico, I'd be surprised if Gerrard had even read his own autobiography, never mind wrote it.

I,d be surprised if the cheating [Poor language removed] could read at all