Hello....

[Toby the Rhymedog]

Hello there, I thought it quite vain
to create a thread here just to explain
How I came to be born
in a large field of corn
after Robert Frost shagged a Great Dane

 

[Boss_Blue]

Pleased to meet you Toby,
Welcome to GOT my new friend,
You rhyming is boss,
Although I am at a loss,
How your compositions you're able to send.

 

[tommye]

welcome along young toby
are you from Huyton or roby?

 

[Toby the Rhymedog]

Pleased to meet you Toby,
Welcome to GOT my new friend,
You rhyming is boss,
Although I am at a loss,
How your compositions you're able to send.

I will do my best to reward
an answer your question affords
It's hard to write rhymes
with paws such as mine,
without a specially adapted keyboard

 

[Toby the Rhymedog]

welcome along young toby
are you from Huyton or roby?

Neither of those places ring true,
I'm sure my home wouldn't be known to you,
Sufficed to say,
It's quite far away,
I'm a wool that licks his own poo

 

[Goat]

Utter eye rabies.

 

[Boss_Blue]

Utter eye rabies.

Nonsense.



@Toby the Rhymedog has had his injections.

 

[Toby the Rhymedog]

Utter eye rabies.

Hello there my friend Mister Goat,
You're good with a quip or a quote,
I feel it's good advice
To say I don't taste that nice,
because I hear you're the size of a boat.

 

[Goat]

Hello there my friend Mister Goat,
You're good with a quip or a quote,
I feel it's good advice
To say I don't taste that nice,
because I hear you're the size of a boat.

I could destroy you with the flick of my wrist, know this and know I let you exist.

Good day to you Friend.

 

[chrissyjack]

Hello Toby , and welcome to GOT
Do you enter poetry contests, and winalot

 

[tommye]

There's a young fella called Toby
Who isn't from Huyton or Roby



oh well.
NEA anyway really.

 

[Toby the Rhymedog]

I could destroy you with the flick of my wrist, know this and know I let you exist.

Good day to you Friend.

I'm sure what you say is true,
about what your wrist can and will do,
I hear you're surprisingly fit
though your arm's 3 feet in width,
From fapping to pictures of stew.

 

[Boss_Blue]

and winalot

 

[chrissyjack]

There's a young fella called Toby
Who isn't from Huyton or Roby



oh well.
NEA anyway really.

He's a friend of Paul Ince
He's an African Prince
And actually comes from Nairobi

 

[Boss_Blue]

There's a young fella called Toby
Who isn't from Huyton or Roby



oh well.
NEA anyway really.

Best just to leave @chicoazul and @MoutsGoat to it I think mate.