Heaven

[JimmyJeffers]

I am living alone in a lighthouse on a Scottish island. There is a raging storm outside. I have converted the top of the lighthouse to a bathroom and I’m sat on the toilet, drinking a beer, casually scrolling through the transfer thread on my phone whilst huge waves break around me.

What is your idea of heaven?

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

A threesome with @ForeverBlue92 and Katie Price maintaining strong eye contact with Katie throughout.

Not really.

 

[john jako]

Heaven = reading a @Joey66 thread over a @JimmyJeffers thread

 

[dholliday]

My consciousness being melded with all other consciousnesses as part of an inter-dimensional infinite existence outside of space/time.

 

[blue61]

I'm on a Scottish island in a raging storm, and I'll enter heaven when the fella in this lighthouse gets his arse of the toilet and opens the door ffs!

 

[coollino]

Seeing a fellow blue on holiday, knowing you can have a few beers together

 

[roydo]

Way too deep for me.

 

[chrismpw]

Alone (apologies to the resident female) on a warm summers evening with a beer or good red wine,* listening to some new music on a good hifi when you realise that the music is something you will always, always like ... then that 2nd or 3rd listening where the goosebumps start.

*fez optional but preferable

 

[chrismpw]

Or enjoying a good beer in a quiet pub with one or two close mates just chatting nonsense with the prospect of a curry to follow.

 

[DanB90]

I am living alone in a lighthouse on a Scottish island. There is a raging storm outside. I have converted the top of the lighthouse to a bathroom and I’m sat on the toilet, drinking a beer, casually scrolling through the transfer thread on my phone whilst huge waves break around me.

What is your idea of heaven?

Who are we linked with?

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Seeing a fellow blue on holiday, knowing you can have a few beers together

-Who’s your team mate
-eh?
-who’s your footy team?
-ah right er everton
-WOAAAAAARHHH Am a toffee too mate You go on Grandoldteam?!?
-aw eh no.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Who are we linked with?

A lad who knows someone in the finance department says we have no money.

 

[Tramps_mate]

I am living alone in a lighthouse on a Scottish island. There is a raging storm outside. I have converted the top of the lighthouse to a bathroom and I’m sat on the toilet, drinking a beer, casually scrolling through the transfer thread on my phone whilst huge waves break around me.

What is your idea of heaven?

Pics?

 

[DanB90]

-Who’s your team mate
-eh?
-who’s your footy team?
-ah right er everton
-WOAAAAAARHHH Am a toffee too mate You go on Grandoldteam?!?
-aw eh no.

Imagine befriending someone and then finding out they post fantasy formations in the transfer thread.

 

[coollino]

Imagine befriending someone and then finding out they post fantasy formations in the transfer thread.

'So it's spacebar, spacebar, line'