Heard funny story yesterday.

[TheFinnFan]

guy told this story in pub.

he was standing in line in grocery. there was a woman and her child in front of him. girl was about 5-6 years old. girl said
- mom, I saw!
mom didnt pay attention to her. and continued loading groceries..

after few seconds child said again.
- mom, I saw!
mom didnt pay attention...

girl got impatient and rised her voice and yelled.
- mom, I SAW!

mom got irritated and finally asked the girl.
- well, what did you see?

girl said loudly

- mom, I saw, that last night you held daddys weenie in your mouth.

goddammed

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

sis-in-law waiting to drop her 3 y.o. at nursery, standing in the queue he announced to every one, "my mummy wears a special nappy.... now go home and change it"

 

[Summerskin]

My mate told his mum that he had a stiffy when he was like 3.

 

[bluebloodinmyveins]