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People confuse what is common with what is normal. There's nothing normal about munching on cake and crisps all day.

I work with these two chaps who spend all day eating superfood salads. Any time anyone brings biscuits or cakes in, they always refuse them.

I, on the other hand, have a 6 pack of McCoys on the go at any one time and will have a chocolate bar a day, standard.

I don't get people who can't cut loose once in a while and enjoy themselves.

"Once a day" is not "once in a while", though, is it?