have you ever thought... Part II

[TheFinnFan]

part I concluded that you cant sh** while running at full speed
*even if grizzly bear was chases you

ok, to the part II

-have you ever thought how long your jizz cells last in sewers, and if yer neighbour womans egg cell confronts it in the fuzz what kind of mutant would it produce. simplez.
word.
yo.
drunk

 

[ijjysmith]

I think semen dies really soon after it leaves you mate.

Sorry pal. X

 

[JamesBT]

But i do like the effort. And the idea of a mutant village like in Futurama in the sewers

 

[TheFinnFan]

I think semen dies really soon after it leaves you mate.

Sorry pal. X

thats what they want you to believe..

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Finn?

 

[JamesBT]

thats what they want you to believe..

Finn are you admitting to having fathered dozens of illegitimate sewer mutant babies? I'm confused??

 

[noharmdone]

thats what they want you to believe..

What if she took the jizz out of the sewer and stuck it in.. Then went to the bizzies and said you had Geoff Caped her ??

 

[bluejock]

<3 u fInN3rZ

 

[Groucho]

I think semen dies really soon after it leaves you mate.

Sorry pal. X

It depends what the sperm cells are in ie. if in a Petri dish and in their seminal fluid (essentially 'sperm food') they can last days. Frozen, obviously they last longer.

If, say, they go down the sewer and meet with an egg, one of two things occur;

1/ they die off rapidly

2/ this happens, ears and all

What sort of creature where you looking to create Finners?

 

[TheFinnFan]

Finn are you admitting to having fathered dozens of illegitimate sewer mutant babies? I'm confused??

 

[ijjysmith]

thats what they want you to believe..

 

[Groucho]

This is amazing - a fruit fly's sperm cell, to scale, around a fruit fly. It's the biggest sex cell, proportional to its parent, in nature.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

This is amazing - a fruit fly's sperm cell, to scale, around a fruit fly. It's the biggest sex cell, proportional to its parent, in nature.

That's gonna be like me if I get my end away in a few weeks on my night out.

 

[Bungle]

So does this mean there is a fair chance one of us fathered the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

 

[Groucho]

So does this mean there is a fair chance one of us fathered the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

We're so close to a Rahim Sterling joke.