Have you ever seen a coworker lose their job due to Christmas Party behaviour?

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Yeah. Maccies party a few years ago. I'd just joined a new store as Ast Manager as they were one short. Night of the party the incumbent AM got really pissed. Shift Manager from another store started winding him up about Arsenal being shoite. AM got angry, nutted the guy who fell over and broke his wrist. AM was gone within a few days. Thanks :o
 
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Thanks Tramps :)
 
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I tend to swerve them these days for various reasons mostly to do with myself, but, I did hear about an area manager(earning at a guess 70k) getting outrageously drunk, lashing bottles of wine at people on the dance floor, kicking his wife up the arse, then sparking a fairly butch woman who objected.

He was dragged out shouting 'I'm the dyke slayer'. Apparently he had some medical condition or other that didn't sit well with something in Jager.

Still got sacked like.
 
Not Christmas, but still a work party:

Clerked for a large law firm who had regular parties, BBQs, etc. One year a partner got a bit drunk at a house party and "This is Sparta" kicked a clerk into the swimming pool while screaming for everybody to go the fk home.

He didn't get fired as he was a partner, but he was in alcohol counseling shortly thereafter.
 
Hellerad said:
Not Christmas, but still a work party:

Clerked for a large law firm who had regular parties, BBQs, etc. One year a partner got a bit drunk at a house party and "This is Sparta" kicked a clerk into the swimming pool while screaming for everybody to go the fk home.

He didn't get fired as he was a partner, but he was in alcohol counseling shortly thereafter.
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That sounds like the most/least fun party imaginable.
 
steken1 said:
I tend to swerve them these days for various reasons mostly to do with myself, but, I did hear about an area manager(earning at a guess 70k) getting outrageously drunk, lashing bottles of wine at people on the dance floor, kicking his wife up the arse, then sparking a fairly butch woman who objected.

He was dragged out shouting 'I'm the dyke slayer'. Apparently he had some medical condition or other that didn't sit well with something in Jager.

Still got sacked like.
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"Dyke Slayer" is good banter imo.
 

Hellerad said:
Not Christmas, but still a work party:

Clerked for a large law firm who had regular parties, BBQs, etc. One year a partner got a bit drunk at a house party and "This is Sparta" kicked a clerk into the swimming pool while screaming for everybody to go the fk home.

He didn't get fired as he was a partner, but he was in alcohol counseling shortly thereafter.
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Quality stuff, I've always wanted to do that.
 
A mate of mine who worked in the drinks industry went over with his boss and work colleagues and clients to the Hamburg beer festival. It was a jolly up but my mate got rowdy and dragged everyone to a brothel. They all sat round while my mate rattled a Sinita lookalike waiting outside.

Anyway he left the bedroom with ky jelly from the prozzy's downstairs all over his fingers. Saw his boss sitting down half asleep waiting for him and decided to top lip him with the ky jelly but slipped and rammed his fingers down his throat. He left that job not long afterwards.
 
I remember the Marketing Director telling some fantastic jokes about the MD (CEO for Americans), he was escorted off the premises the next day.......
 

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