Has this been posted already? Wales robbed!

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Christ, I must have been very drunk indeed. Honestly that's not usually me on the ale that like.

Dw about it man, I wasn't showing you it coz I was offended or anything. It's me, I thought it was brilliant. But defo unlike you to go off on one. I enjoyed it. It was different. A little odd at first, but once you settle into it, quite pleasureable. Like licking a girls bumhole.
 
Dw about it man, I wasn't showing you it coz I was offended or anything. It's me, I thought it was brilliant. But defo unlike you to go off on one. I enjoyed it. It was different. A little odd at first, but once you settle into it, quite pleasureable. Like licking a girls bumhole.

I cringed when I read that back.

Rum, stay away from it kids.
 
I cringed when I read that back.

Rum, stay away from it kids.

They ****ing love Captain Morgan's in Scandenavia. Only time I've ever drunk it. Meh, we've all written cringeworthy stuff on here. Me most of the time I'm not even drunk. I just learn to live with the fact that I can be a tit but really I'm a wonderful boy.
 
There was a whole host of other behaviour which was replayed back to me by others from that night/morning.

Not one of my best moments I reckon. I can be a tit some times. Well, a lot of the time.
 

There was a whole host of other behaviour which was replayed back to me by others from that night/morning.

Not one of my best moments I reckon. I can be a tit some times. Well, a lot of the time.

Yeah the other night we were coming back in a taxi and I spent 20 minutes explaining and describing in detail what I was going to do to my mates mum. It was funny as **** but in the morning I was just like, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
 
Yeah the other night we were coming back in a taxi and I spent 20 minutes explaining and describing in detail what I was going to do to my mates mum. It was funny as **** but in the morning I was just like, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Her taxi driver husband wasn't best pleased either, but he did pick up a few tips (boom boom)
 
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