Happy, sleepy,weepy...NASTY!

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degsy

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right...
Some of us are Happy drunks, some sleepy, some weepy, some all 3 ( or 4 or more ) at different stages.

Whats the one drink that turns you

NASTY ( you other half will know so ask )

Mine; Newcastle Brown, 3 OK, 4+ mr hyde turns up
 

I think I'm happy and funny when drunk. Most people would disagree though!
 
I'm a very mellow, happy drunk......when I was younger though I had to stop drinking 'K' cider.... not sure if anyone remembers that brand or if it still even exists......if I started drinking that on a night out I would inevitably end up fighting ha ha...took me a while to figure out what was making me wanna fight the world....once I stopped drinking that I was fine.....amazing what a few fines and court appearances does for you.
 

I hate people who when drunk think they're hard as nails.

It's as if they don't have the confidence to act like the prick that they really are until they've had a sniff of the bar maids' apron.

I used to work with one guy, who when sober was a really nice lad, but as soon as he had 3 pints he was the biggest tit in the world, and he was in his mid 30's. Got no time for people like that.
 
Very Happy and add to that the overwhelming conviction that I am truly the worlds greatest Dancer .

In fact on some nights out, at about 1 am, my confidence in my own rhythmic abilities reach a delusional state previously found only in a kopite on the opening day of the season
 

Vodka brings out the worst in me, defo. I'm peaceful and don't seem to get pissed off or want to fight anyone, thankfully, but history suggests I just start chatting utter balls to anyone in my vicinity. I can handle my ale well usually, but vodka makes me blackout and act a complete weapon. I chunder like a beast off it as well. The drink of kopites. Never again.
 
Kroneburg 1664 use to make me want to take on the world when I was a lad.

Then I grew up. A bit.
 
I've never been a fighting type but used to be really loud and obnoxious when drunk, so much so that i packed in drinking for years cos I didn't wanna be such a tit. Now i'm older i'm back on the ale, a cheery drunk thankfully.
 
I'm happy. My mates are usually happy too, but one is a tit who starts fights. Well I'm not sure if he starts them or they somehow find him, but he usually finishes them to be fair.
 

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