Happy Jeff Goldblum and Will Smith day

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USA, I love your service culture at restaurants, your Florida and your LA but you can 'koff beyond that.
 

Happy tea tipping day you ungrateful bunch of rebels. You've doomed yourself to a lifetime of drinking disgusting liptons while we gorge ourselves on pg tips.

*laughs manically*
 

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Artetafan said:
How do consent laws work anyway? If you're an american citizen on holiday in the UK is it 18 or 16?
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Based on the letter of the law, if you're not paying for it, it's legal to have sex with a 16 year-old as long as you're not violating any local age-of-consent laws.

I googled that btw, I had no prior knowledge of that...


*walks away slowly whistling.
 
To celebrate the most important day this country has, i'll be getting up at about 9am, going to a lad from London's house for about 10am and getting sh*tfaced until about 6 then trying to sleep it off in time to be in work for 5am the next day. USA USA USA.
 
do you American brothers wish to return to the fold yet? It can't be long now before you feck everything up and come crawling back, begging forgiveness. Until such a day arrives enjoy what is left of your independence. Drink Drink and Drink some more!! Rejoice
 

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