Despite his dodgy kidneys and the country being over run by pesky foreigners, @Joey66 has somehow made it to his 65th birthday.
As a surprise gift his wife has turned him into a Dalek, using old Dyson parts, thereby rendering his kidneys obsolete.
Here’s the birthday boy resplendent as a Dalek and just heading out to exterminate any Eastern European’s or Corbyn supporters that may cross his path.
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