Happy Birthday to our second oldest poster - 74 today.
He lives on chickpeas and powdered curry. His wife is his slave. He’s never heard of a spell checker. He’s no idea what punctuation is. He posts gibberish most of the time. He swims naked in his goldfish pond. He needs @orly to keep him warm at night. He wants to keep Britain for the British and to send them all back. His kidneys have had enough.
He’s also mentioned at least 50 times this week that it’s his birthday today !
Happy birthday you geriatric lunatic.
here's to many more.
