Woolly Blue
Player Valuation: £80m
My old tutor used to call me that..
THANKS EVERYONE! I GOT LORD OF THE RINGS LEGGINGS, I'VE NEVER BEEN SO IN LOVE WITH AN ITEM OF CLOTHING BEFORE.
There's a joke in there about being careful not to wear them too often cos it's a bad hobbit to get into.
But instead of that I'll wish you a belated happy day of birth.