Happy Birthday Drunken Accidents

[bluejock]

If you're celebrating a birthday today, many congratulations.

There's a better than even chance that your mum got hammered on New Year's Eve and got pumped in a pub toilet by a man she met 10 minutes before.

Many happy returns

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Via the countback method I have determined that June 1967 was indeed The Summer of Love for my parents.

 

[Bluenose_Jay]

Ahhh so thats what f**king happened!

 

[bluejock]

Happy birthday Jay lid.

Well in Mama Jay you dirty girl.

 

[scratchnsurf]

If you're celebrating a birthday today, many congratulations.

There's a better than even chance that your mum got hammered on New Year's Eve and got pumped in a pub toilet by a man she met 10 minutes before.

Many happy returns

I think you're a bit late here Jock. My sister and my second son are both consequences of new year's eve frivolity and they're both middle of September. Before you all start I'm only two and a half years older than my sister so I'm only responsible for the second of the two.

 

[bluejock]

I'm going with the traditional 9 month count Scratcho you bad pedant.

Now, tell us about this sister of yours...?

 

[scratchnsurf]

I'm going with the traditional 9 month count Scratcho you bad pedant.

Now, tell us about this sister of yours...?

I'll PM you a picture, hang on.

 

[bluejock]

I'll PM you a picture, hang on.

Good lad.

*unzips

 

[chicoazul]

slowly and purposely puts on smooth silk glove*

 

[scratchnsurf]

slowly and purposely puts on smooth silk glove*

Like you ever take it off.

 

[bluejock]

Tell you what lads, a cracking looking bird is Scratcho's sister.

 

[peteblue]

Tell you what lads, a cracking looking bird is Scratcho's sister.

The short one with the three tits......