Happy Birthday Death

[Euan Henderson]

Bit melodramatic in here.

Too much.

 

[ForeverBlue92]

Don't dare bring that benitez apologist in here.

Didn't even wish me a happy birthday.

Not my fault you chose to have your birthday on the one day of the year im granted permission to get me cock wet.

Happy Belated Birthday lad ♡

 

[Death]

Not my fault you chose to have your birthday on the one day of the year im granted permission to get me cock wet.

Happy Belated Birthday lad ♡

Thanks mate

Happy belated valentines day my main man

Arrruuuuuuu

 

[Spadge Vernacular]

That's not on Tommye. I forever pleaded for peace. In concordance with
the tea anology I urged to put the kettle on.

Benitez betrayed his RS past by defecting to Everton. Like sheeds and Bards before him. I didn't want the 'agent Rafael' narrative that you and cohorts perpetuated and the RS reveled in. I was never going to let them have that. Operation blue paint on Red legend. They loved every second of the people hounding Benitez and when you'se manifested the agent Rafael into reality they won.

Now look your hatred for Benitez is understandable. Its a shame our conflict of approach to such an unfortunate situation got out of hand. (Both sides to blame).

But I'm willing to put it behind us. Yes I gave back what I got. I'm not Jesus christ. I couldn't turn the other cheek.

The narrative you and they wanted won out in the end. It was what it was.



Let's move forward. Strong and stable.. together. Under Tory Lamps.

You got it so wrong that you got a ban. ?

 

[Death]

You got it so wrong that you got a ban. ?

Gee thanks. Looking forward to YOUR birthday thread. Any other presents for me Spadge?

 

[Spadge Vernacular]

Gee thanks. Looking forward to YOUR birthday thread. Any other presents for me Spadge?

Here you go, lad.

The Dad Joke Generator

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[tommye]

You got it so wrong that you got a ban. ?

He got a ban for acting the knobhead. Nothing's changed from what I saw in the 24hrs he was off my dead list.

 

[Death]

He got a ban for acting the knobhead. Nothing's changed from what I saw in the 24hrs he was off my dead list.

I came on too strong. There's always next year.

 

[LinekersLegs]

Seem to have missed a lot in this thread!

Anyhow, belated Happy Birthday, hope you enjoyed your weekend.

 

[Death]

Seem to have missed a lot in this thread!

Anyhow, belated Happy Birthday, hope you enjoyed your weekend.

I did LL. I've missed you.

Lads in here bullying me on me birthday. But I'm a big boy. I can take it.

Except Tommye. He took me off ignore for the day and put me back on. Hurt a little.

 

[LEONARD]

What a character.

Happy Birthday to the Grim Reaper.

 

[Death]

What a character.

Happy Birthday to the Grim Reaper.

Thanks Leonard x