bluebastardo
Player Valuation: £40m
Today marks the 22nd birthday of what will soon become a cult hero and Everton Legend.
Happy Birthday m8.

Happy Birthday m8.


My sons favourite player, when he gets older im gonna tell him how crap he was.
If he wants me to drive him back to Belguim I will.
I could stop off at Holland and pick up a little something.
I would go over the wall me mate.
Aint no jail that can keep The G.O.A.T
My tool is in my pants, where its staying. ALRIGHT GAYBOY.