HAPPY♡VALENTINES♡DAY

[summerisle]

He forgot the Milk Tray.

 

[LinekersLegs]

Vinegar Valentines were cheaply made cards that usually featured an insulting rhyme or caricature. As the receiver (not the sender) was responsible for the cost of postage, the recipient often found themselves paying for the ‘privilege’ of being insulted by their ‘admirer.’

 

[sdk]

Roses are bulky
Money is flat
I didn't get either
Everton, that

 

[Seathestars]

Rose are red
blue is violet
send me nudes
It’s ok I’m a pilot

@ItsOKImAPilot

 

[Kurt.]

Roses are red
I work in a bank
I’ll never forget what you’ve done to me !!
Mamba out
Yank !!

 

[tommye]

Roofies are white
Viagra are blue
When you're unconscious
I'm gonna bum you
×♡×♡×♡×♡×♡×♡×

 

[wainy]

Roofies are white
Viagra are blue
When you're unconscious
I'm gonna bum you
×♡×♡×♡×♡×♡×♡×

This is so erotic

 

[Kurt.]

Roses are red
Goths dress in black
Jeff’s got a new camera
Goths, watch yer back

 

[ClausThomsen]

Roses are red
Goths dress in black
Jeff’s got a new camera
Goths, watch yer back

You went and got wed
I drank from a bottle blue
I've got a HGV license
Now I'm gonna bury you

 

[ilikecheese]

Roofies are white
Viagra are blue
When you're unconscious
I'm gonna bum you
×♡×♡×♡×♡×♡×♡×

*is aroused

 

[Nymzee]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Well, that’s what I tell you
You’ve never left the basement

Love, JF x