Handcuffs?

[blue61]

Ha you don't know how many times I've thought of crap like: If every Evertonian in the world gave a tenner would we be able to afford a decent player? And stuff like that. Lolol.

I'll start things off, here's my contribution

 

[icburns]

The kicker is that Jelle Vossen will only cost £5 million apparently.

For anyone who doesn't know who he is, he's a Belgian striker who last season finished top scorer in the Belgian league, lifting the title in the process. He's only 22.

But when we have to miss out on bosmans because we don't have the wages even £5 million seems a titanic fee.

Moylez ffs. Use the handcuffs to capture Jelle Vossen.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

The Italians have a tactic called handcuffs/bracelets, i believe we call it parking the bus/ 1 up front at home against a team thumped by 4 at home the week before.

 

[Rugby Toffee]

We iz skint. End of.