Nice 1 Dave. My cousin is having a party tomorrow night which I'm not going to.
It's not really my thing, I think it's a meaningless celebration.
Nice 1 Dave. My cousin is having a party tomorrow night which I'm not going to.
It's not really my thing, I think it's a meaningless celebration.
So he's not having a party after all?
He doesn't have to drink does he?
I'm not into the whole dressin up camaraderie, I don't mind watching but I'm not the type to participate.
Rubbish made up American day that means swarms of evil kids terrorising innocent peopel for sweets.
He's invited people to his house, the criteria is you must dress up to get in his gaff.
Could you wrap yourself up in toilet roll and go as a Mummy?
Could you wrap yourself up in toilet roll and go as a Mummy?
As opposed to wrapping yourself in bog roll due to being full of sh*t.
Just checked facebook mate, you aren't actually invited.
Neither are you mate, after the 'incident' last year, when you sat with the bob apple bucket on your lap all evening.....