Haircut 100

[steken1]

Gotta go and get me hair cut in a bit. I hate it.

Why do they always wanna know if you've been 'away'?

I tell them I've just got out the jug after 10 years for stabbing someone with a pair of scissors.

Short back an sides on a 2 mate. No gel. I'm scouse.

 

[bluejock]

1 back and sides, tidied up on top.

Haven't had it cut in about 6 months though.

 

[ijjysmith]

I hope you have a FAAAAAANNTTTTTAAAAASSTIIICC DAAAAY

 

[Baines' left foot]

Tidied up on top, short on the back and sides but no clippers you bad scalls.

Often I just show the hairdresser a picture of when it used to look good and she does it pretty well.

 

[steken1]

I hope you have a FAAAAAANNTTTTTAAAAASSTIIICC DAAAAY

haha I hate small talk.

My mate goes to a turkish fella who's bent as a nine bob note and gives them a quick shoulder rub after the cut. He won't have it he's getting felt up and LOVES it.

 

[Whitebootman]

Quick trim, polish whats left then get to work on ear and eyebrow jungle. I pay for this humiliation too!

Not even a shoulder rub

 

[bignev23]

Just buy some clippers lad and number 1 it. Saves all the hassle and yeh doe.

Tidied up on top, short on the back and sides but no clippers you bad scalls.

Often I just show the hairdresser a picture of when it used to look good and she does it pretty well.

My mate takes a picture of Noel Gallagher in when he goes,the beaut.

 

[toffeejack]

pair of scissors in the shower. spend the next few days finding the odd patch of hair that's longer than the rest so i cut it when found.

Easy job, not paying any of these "barber pros" £5. can but 5 toblerones for that ffs

 

[The T-Dex]

Costs me a bomb to get mine cut, doesn't help I have quite long hair like.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Just buy some clippers lad and number 1 it. Saves all the hassle and yeh doe.




My mate takes a picture of Noel Gallagher in when he goes,the beaut.

Oh dear!

 

[The T-Dex]

By the sounds of it, my beard is longer than most of you lots hair ffs.

 

[steken1]

pair of scissors in the shower. spend the next few days finding the odd patch of hair that's longer than the rest so i cut it when found.

Easy job, not paying any of these "barber pros" £5. can but 5 toblerones for that ffs

A fiver? and you still won't pay it!!! Are you sure your not a jock?

Usual fella was off and I got a bit of side-boob through the gap in the birds buttons, all worked out nice!

 

[Kurt.]

i do my own now......number 1 all over..gonna do mine now actually as it's getting a bit too long.

 

[bignev23]

Costs me a bomb to get mine cut, doesn't help I have quite long hair like.

Why, does it cost more if you have long hair? Do you go to Toni and Guy or somewhere

 

[The T-Dex]

Preston is a strange place my man.