Greece claims to have found the ark of the covenant!!

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hahaha, :D let them open it...ffs...oh wait, let them pay their debts first

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Beat me to it.
 

Oh ffs. I was scuba diving in Thassos only two years ago, why couldn't have I found it? I'd have bought Everton with the proceeds.

Thassos is stunning, if anyone ever gets the chance to visit like.
 

Oh ffs. I was scuba diving in Thassos only two years ago, why couldn't have I found it? I'd have bought Everton with the proceeds.

Thassos is stunning, if anyone ever gets the chance to visit like.

Latest reports from Greece indicate that reports of their discovery of the Ark of the Covenant are wide of the mark, when they looked inside the container they found the following:-

- Gay porn stash (Alexander the Great does Dallas, amongst other publications)
- Various male Grooming Products
- Tube of Lube (half used)
- A mouldy piece of cheese on toast
- A note written in a strange forgotten text, that archeologists believe refers to a certain ancient deity
known as Sniderman.

So they have now determined, it is not the Ark of the Covenenant, but it is in-fact, Chico's man-bag...FFS!!
 
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Latest reports from Greece indicate that reports of their discovery of the Ark of the Covenant are wide of the mark, when they looked inside the container they found the following:-

- Gay porn stash (Alexander the Great does Dallas, amongst other publications)
- Various male Grooming Products
- Tube of Lube (half used)
- A mouldy piece of cheese on toast
- A note written in a strange forgotten text, that archeologists believe refers to a certain ancient deity
known as Sniderman.

So they have now determined, it is not the Ark of the Covenenant, but it is in-fact, Chico's man-bag...FFS!!

Hahahaha, so they didn't find the protein shakes then? PHEW.
 

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