Grass

[jaycee]

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Frank finally adopted a dog then?

 

[tommye]

Frank finally adopted a dog then?

Think the dog adopted him tbh

 

[Bungle]

Cheaper to do a lawn by seed .......but half of the posters on this thread would smoke astro turf

Got a plot on my allotment that I've allocated for you later in the year Joey.

 

[jaycee]

Think the dog adopted him tbh

Doubt it sniffed his arse 1st though

 

[Joey66]

Got a plot on my allotment that I've allocated for you later in the year Joey.

As a young grower in the 1970's the amount of people in those days on how to grow Weed if I had a £ for that question I would be rich .......

 

[Yarrgh]

As a young grower in the 1970's the amount of people in those days on how to grow Weed if I had a £ for that question I would be rich .......

My parents grew it for my aunt who had terminal cancer. As they argued who was going to arrest two OAPs over a conservatory full of weed to help out a family member in suffering.

Unfortunately my aunt died before the crop grew. My fairly infirm father decided however that he wasn't going to let their efforts go to waste, and made a fairly heroic amount of brownies which he munched through with great relish over the week and to the horror of my mum. They had harvested several ounces which this 70+ year old man polished off in days. Apparently he slept most of the week, watched TV, was more nonsensical than usual and was permanently on the scoff and even lazier than usual. Apart from this he was A-OK. I think he was born far too early to enjoy this hobby. Or his travels in the various drug zones of the world in the 60-80s start making sense... All evidence is now gone so I guess he got away with it.

Anyway, legalise it!

 

[tommye]

Doubt it sniffed his arse 1st though

Bet he sniffed the poor dog's though

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

Are you a grass, a victim of a grass or just a massive fan of grass?

Let's get grassy!!

Isn't the appendix there because it's the part of the body that breaks down grass? I think we as humans actually used to eat grass many moons ago

 

[larrygobfiend]

Isn't the appendix there because it's the part of the body that breaks down grass? I think we as humans actually used to eat grass many moons ago

And we shall again after Brexit.

 

[Bungle]

My parents grew it for my aunt who had terminal cancer. As they argued who was going to arrest two OAPs over a conservatory full of weed to help out a family member in suffering.

Unfortunately my aunt died before the crop grew. My fairly infirm father decided however that he wasn't going to let their efforts go to waste, and made a fairly heroic amount of brownies which he munched through with great relish over the week and to the horror of my mum. They had harvested several ounces which this 70+ year old man polished off in days. Apparently he slept most of the week, watched TV, was more nonsensical than usual and was permanently on the scoff and even lazier than usual. Apart from this he was A-OK. I think he was born far too early to enjoy this hobby. Or his travels in the various drug zones of the world in the 60-80s start making sense... All evidence is now gone so I guess he got away with it.

Anyway, legalise it!

I learnt my lesson with brownies quite early on, I was told to just have half of one as it'd be plenty, however I'm a fat [Poor language removed] so I had 2, never have I repeated that mistake.

 

[LEONARD]

The criminal lumpenproletariat are a scourge on society.

Marx and Engels, who recognised this phenomenon, would have grassed them up, no problem.

 

[ste d' indica]

 

[Frang]

My parents grew it for my aunt who had terminal cancer. As they argued who was going to arrest two OAPs over a conservatory full of weed to help out a family member in suffering.

Unfortunately my aunt died before the crop grew. My fairly infirm father decided however that he wasn't going to let their efforts go to waste, and made a fairly heroic amount of brownies which he munched through with great relish over the week and to the horror of my mum. They had harvested several ounces which this 70+ year old man polished off in days. Apparently he slept most of the week, watched TV, was more nonsensical than usual and was permanently on the scoff and even lazier than usual. Apart from this he was A-OK. I think he was born far too early to enjoy this hobby. Or his travels in the various drug zones of the world in the 60-80s start making sense... All evidence is now gone so I guess he got away with it.

Anyway, legalise it!

Big up yarrrrgh senior

 

[evertony]

Could do with some tips to get rid of bare patches caused by my dogs pissing on it.

Sell the dogs and buy some artificial grass with the proceeds. It’s not rocket science.

 

[foster787]

Sell the dogs and buy some artificial grass with the proceeds. It’s not rocket science.

Isn't it too complicated?