Hiya to all my blue brethren,
Red but fellow Scouser coming in peace! I don’t know if you’re aware of this, but there’s a match at the weekend. Anyway, RAWK do a feature before every match asking the other team’s supporters their views on the coming game for an article on our site. Now I already know what loads of you think of the thousands of whoppers who frequent RAWK and reds in general, but this is just a friendly bit of good natured banter between those of us who aren’t complete tools. I grew up on County Road, and the Blue House was my local back in the day, so I’ve always had loads of bluenoses as mates, but I thought I’d come to a decent blue website like yours because when I asked some of my mates to answer them, I got answers like “12-0 to us” “Ivanovic was player of the season” and things like that. Jesus, even my old man wouldn’t take it seriously and said “Suarez should have been frog marched down Hale Road and had all his teeth out!” So what I’d really appreciate is if 3 or 4 of you would give me their answers to the following few questions. If you could also state in your replies that I’ve got your permission for me to post the answers on our website, that would be fantastic!
To the moderators, I have already spoken to Groucho for permission to post the questions on your site and he said it would be fine (I hope it still is, because I’ve sent him another message and he hasn’t got back to me).
Thanks for your views and for taking the time to help me out.
Sean
1. So it’s been a good season for you so far. What will you be happy with for the rest of the season and over the summer? How do you see next season panning out for you?
2. Chimp Boy Bale has won all the gongs this season despite being garbage for 89 minutes of most games. Were you all a bit peed off that Leighton Baines wasn’t even in the running considering he’s probably been the best defender in the league this year? Who would you have given the player and young player awards to, firstly from Everton and then from the rest of the league?
3. The FA now, and I may as well get it out the way. What did you think of Suarez biting Ivanovic and what did you make of the ten game ban – harsh, fair or not long enough?
4. The derby at your place was a bit mad wasn’t it? Mirallas running us ragged, Suarez showing everyone that he tackled like Paul Scholes, Sterling trying his best to get sent off, someone other than Suarez getting booked for diving, and a last second goal wrongly given offside (or correctly depending on your side of the park.) Do you think it was a fair result, and what did you honestly think of Suarez’s celebration?
5. On to the game now, aside from Baines who from an outsider’s point of view never looks off form, who are the form players and danger men we need to look out for and which of our players are you not looking forward to playing against
6. Where will the game be won or lost for you?
And finally a couple of non-match related questions.
7. You get tied down to a chair in Clippers barbers with a knife held to your throat and you’ve got only three hairstyles to pick from – a Fellaini afro, A Bob Latchford/Graeme Sharp perm or a Phil Neville/Trevor Steven blond highlights and streaks package. Which one do you go for and why?
8. Red Brick, The Oak or The Winslow for a pre-match bevvy? Luckys Chippy (the one opposite the paddock exit) or Bings (the one past St Lukes) for chips and gravy on the way home?
9. It’s been said that David Moyes has got the cold dead eyes of a Glasgow assassin. Say football eventually got lost up Sky’s backside, the money ran out forever and all the Premier League managers decided to go into bare knuckle boxing to feed the family. Which manager do you think he’d batter to a pulp and which one would give him a hammering and why?
10. And finally, your realistic and honest predictions for the score.
Thanks again for your help, it’s much appreciated. Once the article is up and running on the site, I’ll send you a link for you to have a read if you would like.
Cheers,
Sean
Red but fellow Scouser coming in peace! I don’t know if you’re aware of this, but there’s a match at the weekend. Anyway, RAWK do a feature before every match asking the other team’s supporters their views on the coming game for an article on our site. Now I already know what loads of you think of the thousands of whoppers who frequent RAWK and reds in general, but this is just a friendly bit of good natured banter between those of us who aren’t complete tools. I grew up on County Road, and the Blue House was my local back in the day, so I’ve always had loads of bluenoses as mates, but I thought I’d come to a decent blue website like yours because when I asked some of my mates to answer them, I got answers like “12-0 to us” “Ivanovic was player of the season” and things like that. Jesus, even my old man wouldn’t take it seriously and said “Suarez should have been frog marched down Hale Road and had all his teeth out!” So what I’d really appreciate is if 3 or 4 of you would give me their answers to the following few questions. If you could also state in your replies that I’ve got your permission for me to post the answers on our website, that would be fantastic!
To the moderators, I have already spoken to Groucho for permission to post the questions on your site and he said it would be fine (I hope it still is, because I’ve sent him another message and he hasn’t got back to me).
Thanks for your views and for taking the time to help me out.
Sean
1. So it’s been a good season for you so far. What will you be happy with for the rest of the season and over the summer? How do you see next season panning out for you?
2. Chimp Boy Bale has won all the gongs this season despite being garbage for 89 minutes of most games. Were you all a bit peed off that Leighton Baines wasn’t even in the running considering he’s probably been the best defender in the league this year? Who would you have given the player and young player awards to, firstly from Everton and then from the rest of the league?
3. The FA now, and I may as well get it out the way. What did you think of Suarez biting Ivanovic and what did you make of the ten game ban – harsh, fair or not long enough?
4. The derby at your place was a bit mad wasn’t it? Mirallas running us ragged, Suarez showing everyone that he tackled like Paul Scholes, Sterling trying his best to get sent off, someone other than Suarez getting booked for diving, and a last second goal wrongly given offside (or correctly depending on your side of the park.) Do you think it was a fair result, and what did you honestly think of Suarez’s celebration?
5. On to the game now, aside from Baines who from an outsider’s point of view never looks off form, who are the form players and danger men we need to look out for and which of our players are you not looking forward to playing against
6. Where will the game be won or lost for you?
And finally a couple of non-match related questions.
7. You get tied down to a chair in Clippers barbers with a knife held to your throat and you’ve got only three hairstyles to pick from – a Fellaini afro, A Bob Latchford/Graeme Sharp perm or a Phil Neville/Trevor Steven blond highlights and streaks package. Which one do you go for and why?
8. Red Brick, The Oak or The Winslow for a pre-match bevvy? Luckys Chippy (the one opposite the paddock exit) or Bings (the one past St Lukes) for chips and gravy on the way home?
9. It’s been said that David Moyes has got the cold dead eyes of a Glasgow assassin. Say football eventually got lost up Sky’s backside, the money ran out forever and all the Premier League managers decided to go into bare knuckle boxing to feed the family. Which manager do you think he’d batter to a pulp and which one would give him a hammering and why?
10. And finally, your realistic and honest predictions for the score.
Thanks again for your help, it’s much appreciated. Once the article is up and running on the site, I’ll send you a link for you to have a read if you would like.
Cheers,
Sean
