got to hate the ex

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I don't get cheating or cheaters.
Back in my bartending days I'd get all sorts. Usually great for tips ;) But there was this one regular, married guy that kept asking me out. His argument was that I wouldn't be cheating since I was single. WTF! You've just shown me your character asshat......after that nothing else you can show me is going to impress.
 
I don't get cheating or cheaters.
Back in my bartending days I'd get all sorts. Usually great for tips ;) But there was this one regular, married guy that kept asking me out. His argument was that I wouldn't be cheating since I was single. WTF! You've just shown me your character asshat......after that nothing else you can show me is going to impress.

Bingo, and if they're cheating with you, they're probably going to cheat on you.

Crushed me when I was 18, moved back home and had to try and re start my life, fell in love too early and too young, but learnt lessons.
 
I get on with my ex's whenever i bump into them. I was bangin one bird a few years ago from Snotty Gash who was a bit mental. i went away with work for a few months and couldn't phone her only email when i got the chance. so that didn't go down to well to start with.

Anyway comes back to Liverpool after 3/4 months or whatever it was and i didn't tell her i was home i just went on a bender for a few days with the lads. Bumps into her in a bar and she goes bat [Poor language removed] crazy, she thinks I've been shot or blown up or something cos i haven't contacted her in a few weeks. (we weren't even that serious though). Ended up getting her a drink and calming her down and taking her home that night and giving her the 2nd best 10 seconds of her life.

Breaks up with her a few weeks later cos shes still going mental about me not telling her i was coming home etc... then on a random Sunday morning she rocks up at me mums house with her sprog crying her eyes out and asking for me (bearing in mind id never told her where i live) :oops:. Luckily i wasn't in and my dad just told her to do one. Fair to say that was an interesting Sunday dinner when i got in.

She was a boss shag though and she was fit.... anyway moral to the story all birds are snakes with tits and if ya trying to swerve a bird.. DON'T go to a bar that she drinks in.
 

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