GOT secret Santa

[Bruce Wayne]

Easy game. You choose another member, and the next poster has to suggest a present for them.

@chicoazul

 

[Maxwell]

Bobblehead doll

 

[Prevenger17]

Easy game. You choose another member, and the next poster has to suggest a present for them.

@chicoazul

A Creative Writing for Dummies book.

@Woolly Blue

 

[Prevenger17]

Bobblehead doll

There's not a table big enough...

 

[Ashtonian]

A pint of bitter

 

[Prevenger17]

For @Bryan:
A bangable mannequin with massive tits and lots of make up. Probably more human than is usual type.

For @Kurt:
<insert sex with sheep joke here>

For @Bungle:
A retraction of my restraining order against him.

For @Walken:
I would hire goons to bash in Leon Osman's knees with hammers.

For @Dithering Dougie
I would pay the best surgeon in the land to repair Osman's knees.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

A Creative Writing for Dummies book.

@Woolly Blue

Sherlock Holmes box set

@Brennan

 

[ToffeeDan]

Secret Santa for the one Kopite you all know - a piece of fake dog turd (cos the real thing is a (little) bit too much) coated in red airfix paint..

 

[Prevenger17]

Sherlock Holmes box set

@Brennan

@Moomin

 

[RAFUH]

Boooooooooooooo!

 

[Prevenger17]

Boooooooooooooo!

Don't worry, I'd send some to you too.

 

[Walken]

For @Bryan:
A bangable mannequin with massive tits and lots of make up. Probably more human than is usual type.

For @Kurt:
<insert sex with sheep joke here>

For @Bungle:
A retraction of my restraining order against him.

For @Walken:
I would hire goons to bash in Leon Osman's knees with hammers.

For @Dithering Dougie
I would pay the best surgeon in the land to repair Osman's knees.

the lord githeth and then he taketh away

 

[RAFUH]

Don't worry, I'd send some to you too.

*negged

 

[Moomin]

Someone sort me a present you bastards.

 

[magicjuan]

Someone sort me a present you bastards.

A box of matches, some assembly required