GOT ROOM 101

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Groucho

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Simply 4 or so things that do your head in on a day to day basis, with a reason, be it long or short:

1/ Professional Scousers - eg. Cilla Black (the only known human in the known universe to come from Scotland Road, according to herself) and Tarbuck. Those who legged it but are happy to trade on their roots.

2/ People who don't use indicators - I'm not psychic, you're not psychic, so use your lights, nob.

3/ Panel comedy shows - Used to like them but now all they are is a bunch of self serving media luvvies sat around laughing at their own jokes.

4/ Littering - I HATE IT, FIND A BIN!
 

1. reality TV. Not like documentary type stuff but this scripted garbage that is everywhere these days. Basically people getting paid to be horrible actors.

2. The kardashians. What they did to the bajoran people was unforgivable. But seriously that plastic faced wreck and her uglier sisters can do one all the way to GOT room 101.

3. People who constantly complain about their lives on Facebook but never want to do anything about it, just get attention.

4. Sinuses. their negatives outweigh their positives. And people claim intelligent design, pish.
 
1. People who lob those McDonalds brown paper bags out of their car at the lights.

2. People who allow their dogs to crap on the pavement, especially near schools .

3. John Bishop ( arrrr ay lar I'm from dat Merdeeshaw in Runcorn like )

4. The prices at motorway service stations of everything.
 

1. Kids who get the bus to school when it would take 10 minutes to walk
2. Gogglebox, what a load of crap
3. Martinez's same interview week in week out
4. Scallys with long curly hair. Go and get a fecking hair cut
 
Kopites
dj's, shut up and put some music on, not interested about your life
louie spence, ffs
Ant and dec, 4 good kidneys wasted
 
1. Football commentators giving opinions, just commentate on the action.
2. Paid critics, be it music, food, wine, art. It's just your opinion not fact.
3. Football agents, parasites of the worst kind.
 

1. People who walk around with their faces buried in their phones, then look at you like it's your fault when they inevitably crash into you.

2. Women with Prams who believe the red sea should part in front of them and their ugly offspring through crowds or on busses.

3. Any contestant on the Apprentice, ever. For that fact, any corporate marketing/business types. Bloodsuckers, the lot of them.

4. Anyone who has ever worn a single item of North Face clothing outside of doing actual outdoors/mountaineering stuff.
 
1. People who play music on their phones without headphones in public (bus, train, etc...) - I don't wanna hear it ok!?
2. Reality TV - XFactor, Big Brother, I'm a Celeb, The Voice - you're all shoite - get off my telly
3. Benefits scroungers - happy to provide for those who are in need. But not those who continue to swindle the system.
4. Breast feeding beyond the age of around 12months! Stop it! It's not right!
 
People with this haircut
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