Got caught

[TheFinnFan]

i was staring colleagues cleavage today and got caught FFS, kinda embarrassing

should have remembered this genius quote by Seinfeld.

“Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You can't stare at it long, it's too risky. You get a sense of it then you look away.â€￾

b)

dudes, tell us your "got caught" stories....

 

[Huyton Layne]

I got half caught looking at the mother-law's cleavage (she's not that much older than me as she gave birth at 16). It wasn't really my fault, she's boring as [Poor language removed] tbh.

 

[somuchfun]

Gibbo got caught.

 

[TigerLily]

I've sort of stopped wearing cleavage.
Too many perves looking down at it and it's uncomfortable...

 

[somuchfun]

If girls put their cleavage up there open on offer then what can you really do. It's the girls fault. Ffs. Club her.

 

[TheFinnFan]

I've sort of stopped wearing cleavage.
Too many perves looking down at it and it's uncomfortable...

are you saying im a PERV

WELL, THANK YOU

 

[TigerLily]

are you saying im a PERV

WELL, THANK YOU

Hahaha anytime

 

[TigerLily]

Fun fact, btw. (For those who didn't know).
Girls also look at cleavage sometimes

 

[Hibbosculturedrightboot]

a man has no control over his eyes. Not guilty sir.

 

[Eric Djemba-Djemba]

I got caught in my last year of high school looking at a fit teachers cleavage. She reported me to the head and I had to spend two days in isolation.

 

[Librarian]

You can to use my patented ''elbow, breasts, face' technique;

Step one, you're talking to her but you are aware of the cleavage and the irresistible urge to drop the eyes on them begins to swell.

Step two, you break eye contact but the eyes drop down and to the side (gazing on her elbow). This should make you look pensive, taking in what she said, or like you are considering what you are going to say.

Step three, lifting the head slightly, you should be able to get a good 1.5 - 2 second ogle. This 'benefit of the doubt' pause is your second pensive moment where you are further considering what she said or reconsidering what you were going to say.

Step four; re-engage eye contact using either the phrase 'I never thought of it like that' or 'do you know what I think though...' (as appropriate).

 

[Bruce Wayne]

The question is, if a girl adjusts her top when/after she's spoken to you, have you been caught?

 

[Titus Bramble]

My bird always adjusts her chest area, but as soon as I readjust my man area I get a smack because I'm 'dirty'... What happened to equality?

 

[tommye]

stop being pussies and just look ffs. They show it SO you look.

 

[Fassbasstd]

In the presence of cleavage, during eye contact, raise your your eyebrows slightly to create a surprised look, then look the left (or right) of her.
When she looks away to see what you are looking at, cop a good eye full of cleavage before she looks back at you.
Works every time.