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We are defensively woeful, our strikers have been ruined by the manager, our midfielders can't pass, we have no pace, our captain is useless, our CB's can't defend, Fellaini is average and played in the wrong position, most of our players are played in the wrong position, most of our players are dreadful, our squad is too small, we play the ball back to our keeper when counter attacking and our keeper is sh*t, Fellaini has been sussed out, Pienaar and Baines have been sussed out, and its all managed by a manager that doesn't know what he's doing, is tactically useless, has no plan B and is too defensive, financed by traitors that own the club and can't negotiate the purchase of any players, but who are supported by fans that are traitors who quietly go about their business making Goodison park a library, and one which is nearly falling down at that. Did I miss anything?
These are just a handfull of the pessamistic (although its been argued realistic) things I have read as peoples opinions on GOT recently, which I feel leaves only one question:
With this in mind and how utterly futile it is bothering to watch the players go onto the pitch, can someone tell me how we are managing to avoid a relegation battle and are still in the hunt for europe?
 

We are defensively woeful,
our strikers have been ruined by the manager,
our midfielders can't pass,
we have no pace,
our captain is useless,
our CB's can't defend,
Fellaini is average and played in the wrong position,
most of our players are played in the wrong position,
most of our players are dreadful,
our squad is too small,
we play the ball back to our keeper when counter attacking and our keeper is sh*t,
Fellaini has been sussed out,
Pienaar and Baines have been sussed out,
and its all managed by a manager that doesn't know what he's doing,
is tactically useless,
has no plan B and is too defensive,
financed by traitors that own the club and can't negotiate the purchase of any players,
but who are supported by fans that are traitors who quietly go about their business making Goodison park a library,
and one which is nearly falling down at that. Did I miss anything?
These are just a handfull of the pessamistic (although its been argued realistic) things I have read as peoples opinions on GOT recently,

which I feel leaves only one question:

With this in mind and how utterly futile it is bothering to watch the players go onto the pitch, can someone tell me how we are managing to avoid a relegation battle and are still in the hunt for europe?

i think you covered everything mate.
 

If we have no plan B then it can't be useless. Just think of Vinne Samways and Brett Angell and everything seems better.

Or have an angry fap and spiderman Steve Round
 

We are defensively woeful, our strikers have been ruined by the manager, our midfielders can't pass, we have no pace, our captain is useless, our CB's can't defend, Fellaini is average and played in the wrong position, most of our players are played in the wrong position, most of our players are dreadful, our squad is too small, we play the ball back to our keeper when counter attacking and our keeper is sh*t, Fellaini has been sussed out, Pienaar and Baines have been sussed out, and its all managed by a manager that doesn't know what he's doing, is tactically useless, has no plan B and is too defensive, financed by traitors that own the club and can't negotiate the purchase of any players, but who are supported by fans that are traitors who quietly go about their business making Goodison park a library, and one which is nearly falling down at that. Did I miss anything?
These are just a handfull of the pessamistic (although its been argued realistic) things I have read as peoples opinions on GOT recently, which I feel leaves only one question:
With this in mind and how utterly futile it is bothering to watch the players go onto the pitch, can someone tell me how we are managing to avoid a relegation battle and are still in the hunt for europe?

Well they're opinions mate, like you saying pessimistic when others say realistic.

As for being "futile bothering" you're quite right I know loads who won't watch us on the box let alone pay the best part of a £100 quid to travel umpteen miles on a saturday to be miserable.

This club doesn't do relegation so being in a relegation battle is a rarity unless you're one of these who relate our entire history to a short period in the 90s. The "hunt for europe" is minge unless it's the CL and those poor beggars who thought that was a goer are in pain at the moment.

There's a section of our fanbase who despise being reminded of our history the fact is if we didn't have it doubtless we'd all be chuffed to little mintballs - like Swansea fans.
 

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