Got a fever, health insurance hasn't come in yet, offer me your wisdom.

[Saliba]

So it may have come down to the 12 litres of vodka ive had in the last 19 days...maybe it was the **** load of 39c pints of beer...but im stuck in Berlin without health insurance until friday. I can't miss anymore classes because i'll fail the course and have to pay out of my pocket, and i have a class in approx 14 hours.

So you wise wise things, impart me with your wisdom and tell me how to make myself better.

 

[Del]

Loads of cheese on toast lad with a light dusting of sawdust

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

Bench that fever Saliba, bench it.

 

[The-Golden-Vision]

Hair of the dog mate, works every time

 

[Saliba]

Bench that fever Saliba, bench it.

Tried that mate...turns out its hard to bench yourself...It's like Thor trying to fight Thor...just wouldn't work...

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

a shower and a big dump

then a big j before you arrive

 

[Saliba]

a shower and a big dump

then a big j before you arrive

Can't get a proper big dump going...turns out I'm deprived of fibre...who knew a diet full of alcohol and kebabs would do that to you.

 

[Phyllis Stein]

The hottest bath you can take with two lemons chopped up in it and as much vicks vaporub as you can stand - if it doesnt kill you, it will see you through.

Also volley a couple of litres of water down you (you'll sweat a lot out in the bath) and take a soluble cocodomol or two. But thats it. Heat & steam & pain killers are your chums.

 

[Dylan]

Get yourself some Pedialyte or Gatorade or something. HYDRATE!!!!!

 

[Elong]

Hydration bro!

 

[sportbillyblue]

out of interest what did you end up doing and how did it work out in the end ?

 

[Slavan]

pretend to be an asylum seeker, get your german health cover for free.