Going to town on your own

[anton66]

The answer then is....my mate just met a girl and has disappeared and left me here...I was just about to finish my drink and leave ..but if you would like a drink I could be persuaded to stay.....

Honest lad she will be leaping onto your fingers before you know it.

If you're going to buy her a drink make sure in the blob shop. If you do pull look inside her knickers before going in as there are some dirty mingers drink around there.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

"I might not be the best looking bloke but I'm the only one talking to you."

BWAHAHAHAHAHHA!

Only just seen this!

 

[Moomin]

There was a lad called Micheal on Bluekipper a while back, like, years back. He put down perhaps the greatest story I have ever seen about pulling on a night out.

I'd paste it, but I fear serious infraction.

Haha, I liked Micheal, he had a way with words.