Going out to town

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Do you like it?

I've been growing more and more to feel that it is a waste of time.

You spend a fortune on ale, and taxis, and food, you never get anywhere with the fairer sex, socialising with your mates doesn't last long because you are too pissed to remember half of what you spoke about, and you wake up the next day feeling like a bag of excrement. And considerably poorer.

What do yous think of it?

Waste of time but normally you have to reach the age of 28+ to realise (in my case anyway...)
 

Going to town is great when you're young. The older you get the more annoying it becomes. Blowing 100 quid on a semi sh*t night isn't fun.
 
Do you like it?

I've been growing more and more to feel that it is a waste of time.

You spend a fortune on ale, and taxis, and food, you never get anywhere with the fairer sex, socialising with your mates doesn't last long because you are too pissed to remember half of what you spoke about, and you wake up the next day feeling like a bag of excrement. And considerably poorer.

What do yous think of it?

After having carried out extensive research over many years, I can categorically confirm that top quality clunge find extremely pissed men, totally unappealling. Stay half straight & get ploughing. (y)

Reminds me of the the story of the 2 Bulls stood on the top of the hill - father & son. The son turns to his old man & says "Dad there's a field full of cows down the bottom of the hill, shall we run down & **** one of them?"

The father turns to his son, looks knowingly & says "No lad, we're going to walk down & **** them all"
 

No I love going to town, it comes down to where you go and who you go with.
This. Been married for years and enjoy town now more than ever, you just got to know where to avoid. Jesus told us that the poor will always be with us, what heforgot to tell us is that there will always be bars where meffs go.
 
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