Goat vs elk?

[Goat]

Could you race him though?

I wouldnt need to lad, once he was slotted that would be the end of him like.

 

[Hibbosculturedrightboot]

I wouldnt need to lad, once he was slotted that would be the end of him like.

What if he made you a deal you couldn't refuse. Like, if you raced him and won you could smash his sister (a Kelly Brook look a-like with perter boobs and an unsulied foof) with no forfeit if you lost? Being a smart Elk he has the Elk Mafia waiting to pounce in case you tried to slot him to get at his sister. The Elk is a gent, if nothing else.

So yeah, reckon you could take him in a race for his sister?

 

[Roztitute]

Are we talking about an Alpine goat or a Pyrenean, or...?

There's always one who needs detailed context to answer hypothetical situations! Haha.

 

[Deloodid]

Im gonna back the outsider for better odds....

 

[Tubey]

What if he made you a deal you couldn't refuse. Like, if you raced him and won you could smash his sister (a Kelly Brook look a-like with perter boobs and an unsulied foof) with no forfeit if you lost? Being a smart Elk he has the Elk Mafia waiting to pounce in case you tried to slot him to get at his sister. The Elk is a gent, if nothing else.

So yeah, reckon you could take him in a race for his sister?

 

[Hibbosculturedrightboot]

Haha, brilliant. A virtual thumbing to you sir.

I'm oddly aroused now...