Goat vs elk?

[Hibbosculturedrightboot]

Which would you put your cash on in:

1) a fight?
2) a race?

Bet bet bet!

 

[Deleted member 28206]

I think Goat would just eat the Elk.

 

[Del]

Yer Goat could defo eat a whole Elk

 

[Hibbosculturedrightboot]

Gents, by those answers you are inferring that the goat would beat the elk in a race and then defeat it by mastication, right?

 

[Tubey]

I don't think Goat would beat anything in a race to be honest.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

I don't think Goat would beat anything in a race to be honest.

Unless it was an eating race, right?

 

[tommye]

Goat would just roll onto the elk and squish it. Then the feasting would begin.

 

[Groucho]

Elk to win both rounds.

 

[Hibbosculturedrightboot]

To clarify - I wasn't on about Moutsgoat. ore like one of these:

 

[Tubey]

To clarify - I wasn't on about Moutsgoat. ore like one of these:

Are we talking about an Alpine goat or a Pyrenean, or...?

 

[Hibbosculturedrightboot]

Are we talking about an Alpine goat or a Pyrenean, or...?

Alpine

 

[Tubey]

Alpine

Is the race across flat land or mountainous terrain?

Also, how much distance does the race cover and is the surface area of the course stone, track or turf etc.?

 

[Goat]

Erm, what?

I would bang this elk fella EVERYWHERE.

 

[Hibbosculturedrightboot]

Erm, what?

I would bang this elk fella EVERYWHERE.

Could you race him though?

 

[Tubey]

Erm, what?

I would bang this elk fella EVERYWHERE.