Chewbacca
Player Valuation: £30m
Don't try it on the Tube in London rush hour.
I did last time I was down there. 6’5” Geordie can get away with a lot.
Don't try it on the Tube in London rush hour.
There's a joke in there somewhere about the size of your tip.Even the waiters/waitresses treated me like I’d just whipped my bollocks out in the middle of the restaurant.