Girls

[Baines' left foot]

Girls are boss but I always make sure I can watch the game if I'm with my girlfriend.

Usually requires a favour, mind.

 

[scratchnsurf]

Porn like. Unless its Everton.

Chico's life, summed up in 5 words.

 

[johnnydawg68]

Both are capable of genuinely thrilling moments, and they're both also liable to leave you confused, fuming, and curled up in the corner. When you're committed to either of them, they will make you FEEL though. Girls do smell nice though, whereas Everton have never really been know primarily for its scent.

 

[RFUS]

Girls bring greater highs and greater lows.

But until Everton players start visiting my house to fondle my manpole, there is only one winner.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Hellas Verona were on tv the other night in a Serie B playoff on 1 side of the bar, the Dutch v Norn Iron on the other, neither could take my attention from the fantastic bird that was bringing the drinks out, as the locals (staff) were shouting "Hellas" I made the comment to the owner that she did have a "hellofanass" to which he replied "why do you think I hired her."

Birds unless mingin* or team is the blues.


*'twas my 11th day of self control though so the definition of mingin' was wavering, but she was fit as fook, had nice hair, a sexy accent, low riders and if a good Italian catholic girl would no doubt 'go chuff.'

 

[Brennan]

Only when they're not being mental, which is about 10% of the time.

 

[Woolly Blue]

Porn like. Unless its Everton.

Everton do porn ?
*considers lame joke about Blue movies ... but decides against it