Getting stuck to your partner whilst procreating.

[canuckblue]

"Penis captivus"
Sounds like a Roman gladiator. Or a relative of Biggus Dickus.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Good excuse next time your missus says "Stop" when she's bored and you've still got loads left in the tank. "Sorry love, I'm stuck. Let me give it a wiggle to see if I can get it out."

 

[d34noj]

Dont believe a word of it. As if women have orgasms.