Getting stuck to your partner whilst procreating.

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uncle bill's moggie said:
Heard tell of a woman in the A and E carrying an Hoover with her, apparently the suction hose was stuck up her vagina.
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Haha that reminds me of a story I heard on the radio a while ago, a man went into A and E with an empty glass bottle lodged in his rectum and he tried to explain to the doctor that he was painting the ceiling in his house that day and he slipped off his stepladder and landed on a bottle placed upright.
The thing that gave him away is that when they got it out, there was an extra lubricated condom covering top of it!
 
bluelife said:
Haha that reminds me of a story I heard on the radio a while ago, a man went into A and E with an empty glass bottle lodged in his rectum and he tried to explain to the doctor that he was painting the ceiling in his house that day and he slipped off his stepladder and landed on a bottle placed upright.
The thing that gave him away is that when they got it out, there was an extra lubricated condom covering top of it!
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was probably to stop drops of paint going into his bottle of lager
 
Seen on 'Bizarre ER' that a lad had "fallen" in the toilet and "landed" on the toilet brush handle. The hook on the end of the handle ripped into his bowels.

As you do.
 


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