Gays

[GrandOldTeam]

When they get married, do they go on the same stag do/hen party together?

 

[Whitebootman]

They go on the same do's as anyone else, but take a lot longer to get ready

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Yeah I suspect they lather strippers in whipped cream and lick it off of his doodle.

 

[Whitebootman]

Yeah I suspect they lather strippers in whipped cream and lick it off of his doodle.

Full or Semi



















The cream you melts

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

lads.
i suspect they all go down the gym, work out, get really sweaty then after putting a water bucket behind the door in the sauna bum each other to eternity, each taking a straw obviously.


birds.
butch lesbo types go down the car auctions, buy an 'arl shed then spend the weekend doing it up in their sawn off tartan shirts, drinking little cans of mackies stout and having the occasional scissor sesh on the garage floor amongst the nuts bolts and wd40.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

lads.
i suspect they all go down the gym, work out, get really sweaty then after putting a water bucket behind the bar in the sauna bum each other to eternity, each taking a straw obviously.


birds.
butch lesbo types go down the car auctions, buy an 'arl shed then spend the weekend doing it up in their sawn off tartan shirts, drinking little cans of mackies stout and having the occasional scissor sesh on the garage floor amongst the nuts bolts and wd40.

count me in

*posted on behalf of chicoazul, thus saving him the trouble.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Reidy, dunno what kind of sauna you go to but the one at my gym sure doesn't have a bar in it, much less a bar to hide lubricants behind. Is this the prison gym or something?

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Reidy, dunno what kind of sauna you go to but the one at my gym sure doesn't have a bar in it, much less a bar to hide lubricants behind. Is this the prison gym or something?

changed it.


its a nail bar anyway

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Jesting aside though Dan, yes it would appear that they do.

A quick Google returned this stag hen | goodies | pink weddings

Have you been invited to one or something?

 

[GrandOldTeam]

Nah, just something I recently thought of.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Don't think about it too much, you'll go blind.

 

[Sharpys top lip]

Don't think about it too much, you'll go blind.

...liked the way you done that bruce.

 

[chicoazul]

You bad homophobe.

Down the pan this site lads.

 

[Robert Jarvis]

You know why they were always referred to as "bent"?

Because they were always caught bent over.

 

[Seamus Colemole]

You know why they were alwayts referred to as "bent"?

Because they were always caught bent over.

Caught by who?